Sunday, September 28, 2008 . 5:33 PM

Hello. Sorry for not updating often. Cannot use computer sometimes paiseh!!
Here are some riddles ^^
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Riddles
1.What kind of animal you would hate to play cards with?

2.What starts with 'T', ends with 'T', and is full of 'T'?

3.A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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Answers
1. Cheetah(cheater)

2.Teapot

3.The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

Saturday, September 20, 2008 . 10:04 PM

The wonderful NICHOLASTAY is back!
Back by popular demand!
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never mind.
i'm gonna be uploading some videos.
well, i think they're funny and you'd better think so too.

Monday, September 8, 2008 . 8:06 PM

This song is [Fall For You] by [Secondhand Serenade].
An edited version inspired by [Shanelle].



The best thing about tonight's that we're not dieing
Could it be that we have seen chee kway before
I know you don't think that I am eating
I know you're eating bins down to the core
But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall on you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another gay
I swear it's fluke
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to die
This is not what I intended
I always swore to you I'd never tear apart
You always thought that mine was longer [:)
I may have failed
But I have loved you from the start
Oohhh... But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall on you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another gay
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
It's impossible
So breathe in so deep
Breathe me in
I'm yours to keep
And hold onto your bird
'Cause talk is cheap
And remember me tonight
When you're asleep
Because at that time will be the time that I will fall on you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
Tonight will be the night that I will fall on you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another gay
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find

Sunday, September 7, 2008 . 9:10 PM

This is channel news china.
Currently, here is the lastest news:

A business man is sueing a rickshaw driver for speeding and knocking him down at a speed of 120km/h. The vicitim is currently in ABC hospital and is recovering quickly. His family and relatives are extremely shocked with his accident and also wanted to sue the rickshaw driver.


Yo mama so dumb she killed 9 people at McDonald's when she saw 'Drive-Thru'.

Yo mama so dumb she spent a day pushing a door which said 'pull'.

Okay. Done with the jokes. Gotta go now.
Ta ta darlings :3.
Haha.

[Nicholas Tay]
RIDDLES

1. It goes up but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too come for a ride just me and you. What is it?

2. What goes up when the rain comes down?

3. Until I am measured I am not known. Yet how you miss me when I have flown. What am I?

4.The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place
What is the alphabet this for lines are trying to point out?

5.What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

6.What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh the same?

7.I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing. T
hey touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?


Jokes

1.Hinting for money, hinting that it's a no!

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even anhoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NObletask, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,Dad


2. Trouble with the car

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out.Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."





Answers for the riddles

1. A See-Saw

2. An umbrella

3. Time

4. "e"

5. Lounger

6. Your own shadow

7.Cigaratte


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