Sunday, September 7, 2008 . 5:18 PM

RIDDLES

1. It goes up but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too come for a ride just me and you. What is it?

2. What goes up when the rain comes down?

3. Until I am measured I am not known. Yet how you miss me when I have flown. What am I?

4.The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place
What is the alphabet this for lines are trying to point out?

5.What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

6.What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh the same?

7.I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing. T
hey touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?


Jokes

1.Hinting for money, hinting that it's a no!

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even anhoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NObletask, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,Dad


2. Trouble with the car

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out.Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."





Answers for the riddles

1. A See-Saw

2. An umbrella

3. Time

4. "e"

5. Lounger

6. Your own shadow

7.Cigaratte


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